Rosanna Arquette’s magic eye dress conjures a fashion disaster
Posted on November 16th, 2011 by Lucinda Currey | Tags: Dress, Dress Conjures
LETS get the positive out there first about this dress worn by Rosanna Arquette …
There arent very many women of 52 who could slither their way in to it without there being an unsightly outbreak of lumps and bumps as far as the eye can see.
So, well done Rosanna because shes managed to achieve a pretty smooth outline.
However, enviably chub-free or not, theres really no excuse for her having chosen this to walk the red carpet at the super-arty MOCA Annual Gala in Los Angeles.
Unless of course she was presenting herself as a one-woman art installation, like one of those magic eye pictures from the 90s.
If you screw up your eyes tightly enough can you see the Empire State Building?
Disappointingly when Dressed In The Dark screwed its eyes up, all it could see was a woman wearing what looks like a giant sausage skin with multi-coloured measles.
In fact this dress only looks remotely acceptable when we close them altogether.
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